One
Too Many Times
Domhan
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Reviewed
in Romantic
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Huntress Reviews, Romance
Reviews Today, AOL Romance Fiction Forum, Wordweaving, Romance
Reviews, www.romancereview.cjb.net
and
the Ricardian Register, Summer 2001
ISBN:
1-58345-613-9 (paper)
1-58345-612-0 (hardcover)
Also
available in Large Print format
SPECIAL THANKS
TO:
Midnight
Oil, www.midnightoil.com,
for the great title which was right there in my head when I was
looking, and as always, for the music.
Bonnie, for
letting me borrow Ian and Nicky.
Hanna-Barbera,
who inspired me to create The Grand Wizbar.
ONE TOO MANY TIMES
England, 1463: King
Edward IV and his younger brothers Richard and George, followed by a
lovestruck Lisbet Woodville, travel to the year 2000, through the
powers of a local wizard. Richard, with the help of historian Annie
Spooner and her screenwriter friend Dorothy, tries to rewrite
history by making a movie portraying himself as a kind and
benevolent king, instead of the 'deformed monster' of Shakespeare
lore. With the media power of Brooke Hill, hostess of popular TV
show "The Royal Issue", the movie is a smash hit.
Meanwhile, the three brothers fall in love with women who reshape
their destinies--and change the course of history.
REVIEWS:
"I picked up ONE
TOO MANY TIMES cold, with no clue what it was about except for the
designation, Paranormal/Fantasy. As I read, I thought, "This is
very strange." Then as I read more, I thought "This is
funny, is it a spoof?" My final conclusion is that ONE TOO MANY
TIMES is a clever and original blend of history and speculation, an
altogether good time tale told with bawdy humor. Diana Rubino is the
author of a series of historical novels set during the last years of
the Plantagenets and the early years of the Tudors. Perhaps her
imagination wouldn't let itself be confined any longer within the
limits of the possible, and this fun exercise is the result. This
couldn't really happen--could it? Be sure to read ONE
TOO MANY TIMES and find out. --Jane Bowers, Romance Reviews Today
"There are
basically two ways to view time travel. It can be seen as a magical
mystery that allows characters to roam the continuum of history,
righting wrongs and starting over, or it can be seen as total
confusion and a path to hilarity. Ms. Rubino blends these two with a
masterful and funny hand to create a touching romance which had this
reviewer laughing out loud in all the right places.
...Ms. Rubino
manages to get all characters into satisfactory romances as well as
make their film debut a hit.
It is a tribute to her
skills as a wordsmith that this is done both humorously and
believably. Her deft mixing of modern and 15th century forms of
address and wording make the conversations wells of laughter. The
various reactions of the 15th century time travelers as they become
familiar with the amenities and contrivances of the 21st century are
a continuing source of amusement. Somehow, she manages to get the
most out of these without milking them dry. This is a delicious book
and will be savored by readers who like their romances hot and their
humor dry. --Steven Lopata, CompuServe Romance Reviews
...This is a book to be read when you want pure entertainment.
Funny and a bit outrageous, these wonderful heroes are willing to
take a chance on changing history to put things right. If you enjoy
time travel with a different twist, this is it. Definitely a fantasy
that's fun. --Susan Mobley, Romantic Times
How often have you wished you could go back in time and change a
regrettable moment in your personal history? ONE TOO MANY TIMES is
the story of an opportunity not to go back and change a moment in a
life already lived, but to leap forward and change how historians
have told the story of a life lived long ago.
...ONE TOO MANY TIMES is an unusual combination of bawdy
irreverent humor, historical fact, and some artfully garbed
fabrication, but somehow Diana Rubino makes this quirky combination
work! I found the story of the situation more predominate than the
romance, but the novel was amusing nonetheless. When you're ready
for a merry jaunt along the time continuum, reach for a copy of ONE
TOO MANY TIMES!--AOL Romance Fiction Forum
...Historical accuracy? Even on its own terms, forget it.
Hysterical accuracy, yes. All the major characters develop as decent
sorts...everything works out well in the end, but the fun is getting
there. The same publisher advertises a quadrilogy by Ms. Rubino, AKA
the Yorkist Saga, which I presume treats the subject matter more
seriously. I hope to be able to review these some time in the
future, but not the far future. They couldn't be as much of a romp
as this, though! --Myrna Smith, Richard III Society
"...Ms. Rubino has penned an interesting book. Like Julia
Roberts' face, if taken apart, this book doesn't have much to
recommend it. Yet, somehow, taken together as a whole, it's
intriguing and keeps drawing the reader back...the situations are so
bizarre as to be unbelievable...overall, I can't decide whether to
recommend this book or not. --Morgan Paige, Old Book Barn
"...Past, present and future fuse in a hysterically
inaccurate timeline that will keep readers in
stitches...characterizations are believable, implausible, and a
touch ridiculous, and the plotting even more so. Yet the result is a
mesh of the old with new, the impossible with the improbable and a
profound overlay of humor. Move over Mel Gibson and Shakespeare for
Diana Rubino's eclectic blend that will keep readers enthralled.
Highly recommended." --Cindy Penn, Wordweaving, Atlanta, GA
WHAT READERS SAY:
"Those boys sure
caught on to the big century change quickly, showing just how smart
and adaptive they were. I've only been able to read in bits of time,
which urks me. I don't want to put the book down even when I just
'have' to. I have a crush on Richard; a sigh, a tish-tish and
shaking head for Edward; but I'm in LOVE with George." --Dora
Fahey, Orlando, FL
"Since September
11, I have been unable to concentrate on anything except the news,
but this fun book kept me reading and made me smile. I was intrigued
by her surprising twists on history and found myself wishing,
"If only..." Diana Rubino is funny and original."
--Sandra Worth, Houston, TX
"I read the book in one sitting. The book is wonderful. I
thoroughly enjoyed every minute of Richard's, Edward's and George's
adventure. And the names you gave them: Cuthbert and Wilberforce,
please, where did you get them from? They were great, I am still
smiling. Needless to say, I ordered the other 4 books in the Richard
genre...this is how I justified reading ONE TOO MANY TIMES right
away, that I would be getting more of your books to read soon. Thank
you so much for the hours of enjoyment this book brought to me...I
finished the 4 books in the Yorkist series...they gave me hours of
enjoyment, but my favorite will always be ONE TOO MANY TIMES.--Marcelline
Brown, Tucson, AZ
--Wilberforce is the first name of the flamboyant character
Mr. Humphries in the hilarious Britcom, Are You Being
Served?--Diana
"Entertaining, but historically inaccurate and silly at
times." --from Amazon.com, a reader from Flushing
Historically inaccurate? Well, we all know Richard never ate
bananas on pizza. Silly? Would I be 'silly' for asking you to sign
your name? --Diana
"Hilariously funny. I laughed out loud a lot while reading
this book. The characters are all larger than life, and the romance
sizzles. A romping read you will not forget in a hurry. More like
this one please. As for the historically inaccurate, well, you have
obviously never read a single one of all Ms. Rubino's other
excellently researched books!"--a reader from USA, Amazon.com
"I'm sure you had fun writing it! You made Elizabeth
Woodville and George of Clarence out to be much more sympathetic
characters than they probably were...I liked Lisbet very much in
your book. It's nice to think that maybe she was guided by love
instead of greed and ambition. And George ending up as a TV host is
perfect! I very much enjoyed the story and am looking forward to the
Yorkist series." --Suzanne Pontius, Eaton, OH
"Diana Rubino never disappoints. Her surprise endings are
even better than her grabber beginnings." --Carole Gilliam,
Stamford, CT
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